Friday, April 25, 2008
Fukin Foreigners!!!
Damn all this cheena foreigners!!!I don get what in the blue hell are they thinkin man!!!
Today 2 bloody cheena came in and the first thing they tell me is......
DDDDoooooo YYYYYooouuuu KKKKnnnnoooowwwwww how to speakerrr in theeee CCCCCChineseeeeeerrr....
Well of course i do....
And when they went in....Yuhan was takin their orders and guess wad!
1-Sirloin Steak(No Doneness stated)
1-Fish N Chips
1-Mango Ice Cream
2-Lime Juice
Well....Steak was served and served with a razor sharp knife and steak is pretty hard to cut....
And WTH? Tat freakin cheena...
He actually put tat knife away and used the knife where peeps cut Fish N Chips/Baby Ribs and so on....
FFS WHY MAKE LIFE SO HARD?!ARE U REALLY TAT FREAKIN STUPID?!
Nxt...mango ice cream....
God knows whether they really know wad an ice cream is....
Mango ice cream was served early....its the first to be served....WHY?! Stone cold didnt say so....THEY SAID SO!
And guess wad....they only took lik 2 bites and leave the ice cream there to melt....maybe thats wad fkin cheenaZ always do back at their hometown....
Anyway they pissed me off not becoz they said smth bad but becoz their cheenaZ...
And yes i didnt want to say this but dicksy BEGGED me to blog it down...
Nothin much la....he juz wan me to tell u guyz tat today 2 or 4 cheena was playin wrestling at his house downstairs...and he told us tat he heard them cry father cry mother late in the nite...
Shuld be quite alot of spectators and supporters tats why the police came....by rite nothin shuld happen...police juz wanted to tell these cheenaZ not to be so childish and better go home early or Mommy is gonna be so worried....
BUT!
The cheenaZ step fierce wit the police....
He take out 2 beer can and smash it together and the beer was dripping on the police...
He even end it by sayin tis...
GIMME A HELL YEAH!!!!_|_ _|_
And PIANG!
Police shot the air hittin one bird...
Feeling pissed all cheenaZ got arrested with bird shiats all over and thats it....
MORALE OF THE STORY?
FKIN CHEENAZ KIANG TIO HO MAI KAY KIANG LAAAAAAA......
DONO HOW TO SPEAK ENGLISH THEN PISS OFF TO UR OLD TIME COFFEE SHOP LA......
DONO HOW TO FIGHT DON KP WIT POLICE LA......SIMI GIMME A HELL YEAH.....FUKU!
Tsk...
Oh and heres the most happening events recently...
-Had the best dinner ever(Zi Cao)
-Treat Vizzies to a movie though its a lame movie
-Chua kena comment card saying his HOT!( I DIDNT LIE!!!! IF I LIE....IM A DOTA PRO!=D )
-We have been winning dota recently...hardly any losses....teamwork still not as godly but improving=D
-Chua did a brave act in school today
-Finally worked with Yuhan today...so long no work wit him...after work went pasar malam buy lots of food and the stall uncle even gave us a bunch of otars for FREE!!!!=D
-Last but not the least.....i blogged!!!So don cry father cry mother me say i nver update!!!
OK!
NXT OUTING!!!
I hope its Dim Sum...anyone interested lets plan early!Coz we hope most peeps can make it!=D
Posted by Vizards at 12:22 PM
Monday, April 21, 2008
Coolest dinner ever and more to come=D!
Its Monday today and NO WORK!=DZh msg a few times and turns out tat ZH/Ken/Chua/HP/Tan coming over...
Usually when these peeps come my house...they don come here for simple things like discussing this this that that...they here for very complicated things...
Much more complicated then expected....
They need to think of how to earn money...
They need to be alert and learn map reading...
They need to learn how to work with team mates...
They need to be very focus so that..........
They can win............in DOTA=D
HAHAHAHA YES tats rite....they are here to play some weird computer games together and its much more fun then playing in a LAN shop...though its rather hot=/
While we were playin HP was outside watchin TV and she also brought us some gifts from errrr....chiang mai or wadever u call it...damn i hate thailand don ever ask me go there LOL!
Oh she was alone watchin TV and its gonna be damn hot coz i forgot the fan was in the kitchen she must be suffering....damn pai seh....EH CHUA nxt time alert ma!!!(Pushin blame to Chua)=X Nxt time bring out my fan in the room LOL!!!
OK so after playin a crazy match of dota we decided to have dinner but we didnt know wad to eat...
Turns out tat our final decision was errr....zi chao or wadever u call it...
Though its not very classy but it was quite a good experience for a start...pity tat some wasnt around=/
Anyway we ordered the following dishes....not much but more then enough=)
-Hotplate Tofu
-Lemon Chicken
-Sweet and Sour Pork
-Sambal Salad(izzit sambal salad or wad?)
Yea and plates or rice around our table....
Cheena gal came over and ask if we wanted any drinks....
Our answer was....not at the moment(ENGLISH)
I could tell she doesnt understand cause her face looks blur...
Even after she left she still looks blur...don tell shes tryin to decipher........
SHEMO SI(wad is) NOT AT THE MOMENT?
BU KE NENG SHI BU YAO BA?(Cant be no rite?)
BU YAO SHI"NO"ZHE MO KE NENG HUI SHI "NOT AT THE MOMENT" ZHE MO CHANG NER?(No is NO...how can it be NOT AT THE MOMENT...tats so long)
YI TING YO YI GE YI SHI WO YI TING YAO ZHI DAO(It must have a meaning...i MUST find out)
Oh yea tat must be wad shes thinkin...
And yes i suggested movie after dinner coz i tot it was still early...lil did i expect tat it was already 2130hrs already Zzz.....
Yea nvm then will watch movie next time...plenty of days in the future....
Spending time with frenz is so much better then staying at home...
Mum keeps pissing me off with either the same old questions or questions tat are too stupid to even ask...
Ok maybe stupid questions is still fine....
BUT!
TALKIN THE SAME OLD CRAP OVER AND OVER AGAIN?!WTF?!
Alrite i need to learn how not to be pissed off easily but trust me its hard especially wit my MOM!
Posted by Vizards at 1:42 PM
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
MDIS FTW!!!And some recent events=D
Alrite finally registered for MDIS today early in the...afternoon 1pm...When in and saw a 1k degrees short tongue consultant and he crapped wit us for abt 15mins and after that he asked us to fill in some crap application asked me to throw 53.50 in their face and off we went to eat LJS...
After that went to tis crazy tower called millenia tower with WL coz he has a vendetta to settle with Citibank=P
Walked in machiam some sua gu dono tis dono tat...dono how tis work dono how tat works sibei paiseh so me and Yuen Cong(Round Worm) went to find some place to tok cock sing song but no mahjong....
Then finally WL fuked citybank upside down and came back smiling victioriously and we went loiter around suntec then home sweet home....
Wad a boring day FFS but nvm i reached home WL say 30more mins to dota and i slept for 3hrs...
Anyway saw tis interesting crap on kennerd's pm.....NYP AKA NERD YOUTH PARADISE..........
Well his so rite there because his name(Kennerd) already proves it....
And tat is exactly why he has to watch the how to be nerd video more coz his such a low rankin nerd compared *AHEM* u know who....
Kennerd's lack of nerd points are................
-He doesnt always get beaten up in school
-He doesnt have a the most incredible laugh u will ever hear
-He doesnt have very cool fighting moves
-He ALWAYS gives in to peer pressure(Tats the reason why he always ponten from work)
-He doesnt have very cool handshakes
But....at least he got one of the points which is...
-He always have an escape plan ready...which means when we vizzies are in trouble...u will nver see him around anywhere....
Tokin abt NYP makes me think of one more person....
WHO ELSE?!
Tan of course.....
Still as nerdy as ever....top class nerd i would say....(PROVE IS IN JON CHUA'S HANDPHONE)
Not really very gay in the past until recently....
But at least he chia(Treat) me chicken cutlet so i giv him face don say too much....
His class and his juniors still as GGed as ever...only one made it....to the least!
Alrite about me...
Work sux for 2 days cause..............................nvm don wanna tok abt it.....DAMN!
MDIS campus located at Queenstown...KAO!!!
Not very happy wit some gal i dono why but tryin to adapt to it...
If u wanna know who?...the only clue i can give is xmm wannabe went wrong....better don let me see one at work again!!!
Jialat i wanna treat my vizzies KFC cause first pay in my life but found out tat maybe cant becoz of some MDIS crap wasted me close to 100 in juz one day...limiting myself to spend only 200 and the rest daily allowance....but will try lo....treat is a must coz they cry father cry mother me and mother father also cry father cry mother me until i stepped out and out working....
Ok tsk nothin to talk about already so piss off....
OH and i missed out 1 more thing....Chua invented his first drink in his life....its called....
Ice Oreo Vomit in a cup!
Makes u puke with juz one sip!
Try it while stocks last!=D
Posted by Vizards at 7:47 AM
Thursday, April 3, 2008
STEP UP KIDS I SAY STEP UP!!!!
Step up 2 rox!!!Step up 2 rox!!!
Step up 2 rox!!!
Step up 2 rox!!!
Finally we watched step up 2...
Damn nice and dance moves was awesome....
Anyway gotta wake up early tat day to go town for a walk for fun and laughter peace and joy...
Ate so called lunch at LJS and went to decide wad freakin movie to watch...
And yes it was step up 2....final decision...
After movie went to dhoby ghaut station wait for the short(Jess) and the stupid(Tan)(OBVIOUSLY)....
They reached and off we went to serangoon station to our hot eatin spot with hot and spicy food...
The legendary kena pranked RK house!!!=D
Alot of Vizzies always say tis...... :"VIZARDS!!!....THEY ROCK MY LIFE=D"
Well......RK house rock the Vizards!!!=P
I was still full tat time so the whole day i only drank 2 ice teh tarik=(
But nvm abt me...others had their stomach filled with.........
-RK's Most Famous Bread With Spicy Sauce AKA Prata with Curry...
-Wanted For being BIG AKA Murtabak
-Sauteed Linguine in a Stew AKA MeeKuah
-Caesar Salad Spaghetti AKA MaggiGoreng
-Iced English Breakfast with milik AKA Ice teh tarik lo...........
AIYA AND ALOT MORE LA!!!!
And after dinner in our so called high class eating place with an overall of abt $50+ ONLY!!! For about 10 people.....they all went my house for dessert...
Ok not all...juz some....
We ate Big O's indecent obsession and it was totally awesome....
ANyway tats all for today NOW GET LOST!!!=P
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