Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Can u belief tis shit???!!!!

2 days ago
While i was sleepin?Some fukers suddenly scream at my ear tellin me....
OI!!!....WAKE UP LA....GO SEE AH MA!!!!SHES LYIN ON THE GOD DAMN BED AND SHES DYIN TO SEE U!!!!!
FFS who the heck whuld believe tat la....
First-i don tok to my ah ma coz its from my father side( don ask y...juz hate them....ESPECIALLY 2 of my uncles....i feel lik grabbin their head and knock each other and put them in the steamed cauldron....hopefully make some amazing spells out of it )
Second-Its early in the mornin 10am...SIAO 10am everybody also haven wake up la.....or izzit juz me who haven wake up???Aiya i dono la.....
Third-Hospitals sux to core...it has weird smells and FFS its located at Novena
Ok great....when to the MRT station....
And fuk....the usual stuffs came....the machine was lik screamin at me U HAV INSUFFICIENT FUNDS U ASSHOLE!!! for the....fifth time in a month.....
izzit fifth? or third? aiya dono la
Alrite heres the interesting part.....i went to top up the damn ez-link and theres 2 clownz in front of me....
1-Bangla
2-Chyna( his actually a singaporean...but his chinese so i call him chyna......ok but tat doesnt mean im chyna too =P )
Ok bangla was first and heres the conversation....

Bangla-ehhhhh......mayyyyy i knowwww errrrr the traiiinnn to goooo to the errrrrr indiaaaa.....
Control station man-???
Bangla-theee train......goooo indiaaaaa???
Control station man-............U step aside first

ok then i went to top up my card...chyna guy also....and tats the end of it....i didnt bother to continue observin wad happen nxt....soooo ya....no more further details=)
Ok in case ur wonderin....the bangla is not askin for the train to LITTLE INDIA....
His really askin for a train to INDIA( COUNTRY!!! )
U know how i confirm tat???Tis guy was carryin 1 not so big luggage with 2 more frenz with also a not so big luggage( bo bian....they are banglaz....banglaz no need bath cause i think they are immune to some sort of plague or disease....at least tats wad i think =P )
So how???
Can you find any bangla as stupid as tis one???
If yes plz inform me....
Ill be the first to go and track tat person down and make a documentary show out of it...
MIGHT MAKE MILLIONS=)

Posted by Vizards at 11:30 AM

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Birthday 3 day campaign!!! Part 3/Day 3 Celebrations end!!!

Was still asleep when........
In 1000hrs some clownz rang me up and ask me to bath get ready and go get Kat in the hospital....and damn i was still lik some drunken ass and all i did was say OK...and went back to sleep....in about 10 mins another call came and told me the same thing and tis time i was awake and about to go bath when after 5 secs another call came and tell me tat to quikly and tellin me they don wanna be late....ok so i walked to my kitchen about to step into the bathroom when....................ANOTHET CALL CAME!!!Ok now i gotta walk all the way back into my room and say HELLO!!! for the fourth time!!!........and guess wad....kiyu says tat ok no need get ready already...Kats mummy gonna fetch her.............................i was lik-_-!!!Wad!!!!!!
Oh well so far tats the only interesting part of the day....the rest of the day we were playin and tokin and its home sweet home....for them.....
ok tats about it....
U ALL WAN AN UPDATE???!!!!HERES 1.......DAMN BLOGGIN TOTALLY WRECK MY HANDS!!!

[ MONARCH MSG ]Think of somthing interesting other than a picnic tat Chua agrees to ASAP.....make sure everything is planned out nice and smooth before Chua's birthday!!!U hear me PLAYA!!!???

Posted by Vizards at 11:47 AM

Birthday 3 day campaign!!! Part 2/Day 2---3 HAPPY 3 FRENZ!!!!!!!!!!

Alrite Day 2--3
18-19 november

Chua and Hui Ping rang me at around 1500hrs and asked me tis question and heres my answers....
Call 1
Chua:Eh...u eat le ma???
Me:Ya my daddy buy
Chua:Erm then u still hungry ma???
ME:No y???
Chua:Oh nothin la juz askin lo....
Me:Oh ok
Chua:Eh then i ta bao come ur house eat ah???
Me:Ok lo bye bye....
HUNG UP

After 5 seconds( Its really 5 seconds no joke )
RING RING!!!!!!
Call 2
ME:Helloooooooooooo
Chua:Eh...u sure u not hungry???
Me:Yessssssss why???
Chua:Oh no la cause if u still hungry can buy for u ma....
Me:I really not hungry
Chua:U sure?
Me:Ya damn sure=S
Chua:oh ok lo bye bye
HUNG!!!

And guess wad....both of them reached and they bought KFC for me man!!!How sweet of them!!!(Even though i already suspected tat ) LoLz try harder next time Chua!!!=P
And wow we ate and talked and then mummy came back sayin.....EH ELLO!!!I BOUGHT UR TIRAMISU CAKE ALREADY CAN SHARE WIT UR FRENZ!!!
And damn look at chua's face man...his predator mouth drooling with some seriously slimy predator saliva.....EEEEWWW grose....=P
Oh and Zh came too....he almost drool also....he came specially for the cake!!!And it was a pity HP had to go early....so off she went and we all waited for Tan....his gone to dye his hair red or wad i dono....but when we saw him....it turns out tat his mum only dyed his hair for her own amusement....it was still black from my view even though a bit of red is still visible....and on tat day it was me+HAPPY 3 FRENZ( ZH,CHUA,TAN )
The 3 peeps who had the honour to eat the majestic Tiramisu!!!And all of us waited for the clock to struck 12 and then BOOM!!!IM 18!!!FINALLY I CAN GO Clubbing LEGALLY!!!!WOOOOOOOOO.......don be jealous kids cause i know u are.............................................................wad?
OH FUK!!! DAMN IM ONLY 17???!!!! U sure???=S
Damn i gotta wait another year???Fuk how long is tat gonna be man?........
Ok nvm....1 more year is better than 2 more years so ill juz wait patiently then=)
We ate the cake took some pictures played some games and off they go....i left some cake for HP,Ken and Yuhan i think....=)
Ok pics on DAY 2-3

Chua's long awaited Tiramisu!!!

10 seconds before i operate on the cake!!!
The most special way to sing a birthday song+blowing candles and makin a wish without ruinin the cake.....FUK I DID NOT MAKE A WISH!!!
TAN--Supeman wannabe
ME--Juz a tagalong=P

Senifer--Geraldine wannabe
ME--Juz a tagalong=P

Me wielding Ichigo's.............MINI soul slayer VS a junior Predator wannabe....
Whose gonna win?
Me of course....tat predator has no weapons!!!
And his mouth don scare me....his juz a junior!!!=P
Me+Happy 3 frenz=)

Tats all folks!!!
tatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatataaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

Posted by Vizards at 11:07 AM

Birthday 3 day campaign!!! Part 1/Day 1

Happy Birthday!!!....to me.....
19th november....my birthday....can be said as one of the weirdest mankind has ever seen....
its almost lik a campaign man...lasted 3 days!!!
And wow...its cool man....lets tok about the first day...

DAY 1----17 November
We met at dono wad time and set off to toa payoh at dono wad time cause we planned to go to tis freakin place call Botak Jones established by Botak Jones( the owner's name ) pretty lame rite....
Ok toa payoh sux!!!It has the looks of a 4 star shopping centre but believe me its only a 2 stars shopping centre....
Why 2 stars???A 4 stars shopping centre has 1-aircon 2-lots of shops with a lot of different varieties 3-must hav lots of young and stylish peeps because normally a 4 stars shopping centre shuld be about 75% young clownz and 25% adults 4-nice clean toilets and muz also hav plenty of toilet papers....no toilet paper might as well close down the toilet cause useless....most people prefer to do their big business comfortably in a shopping centre after a meal( that is IF their digestion is soooooooo fast....tat they hav to go toilet for business after a meal....hmmmm.....is tat even possible??? )Ok tats about it for a 4 star....in case u wanna know wads the fifth for a 5 star???5-Must be high class lookin la.........e.g paragon,takashimaya,bugis junction,blablablablabla.............
Toa Payoh has none!!!Tat shoppin centre has no aircon,not classy,no cool toilets....it is only contaminated with freakin aunties and lots of shop.....................................sellin bread-_-!!!Oh FUK IM NEVER GOIN THERE AGAIN!!!
Ok met Jeff coincidentally....he escaped from work as if he escaped from a prison Lmao!!!He was lik OI DON WALK HERE LA DON WALK THERE LA!!!LATER THEY SEE ME HOW???!!!Ok anyway in the end he joined us and when all of us reached we went to Botak Jones.......
Ok when we reached i ate tis Cajun Chicken and some others ate the same as me and some others ate fish and chips...Senifer asked for an upsized as it was free!!!Free man its free!!!WOOT!!!And guess wad they upsized???......The salad with the serving tat looks lik a plate of rice....the fuk!!!???And damn the cajun chicken look so small...but i never imagined tat it only looks small....but when u see the thickness....OMG its as thick as most people's......P _ _ P _ _!!!
And i was lik so bloated after my meal.....ok after eatin we went to clark quay for a walk...hmmm nothin much to tok about there....we juz walked around and its home sweet home....=)

Posted by Vizards at 10:05 AM

Sunday, November 11, 2007

RK house...the usual spot!!!

Ok finally.....
Got the pictures around 1800hrs....time to post about our latest trip....FYI tis took place at 8 November...the day we celebrated the birthday of dickly son of _ _ _ _........ok don bother abt tat....we decided to go to RK house but it was still early so i met yuhan and ZH at khatib MRT at around 1330hrs and off we went to orchard.....if we are goin to tok abt the whole thing it will prove to be too long so ill summarise it....forgive me if i missed out anythin.....ok ill begin the summary now......

*Went to orchard--to see yuhan kiss kat=P
*Met Jon tan--to meet audre together...for fun and laughter peace and joy=)
*Went Bugis--To meet Cute lil chua and newly rebonded hair hui ping
*Shop around for presents--yuhan wans a present for the upcomin anniversary...Cool!!!
*Took Bus to Hougang--Fetch Jessica....and to let Chua and HP take some photos[ Their location??? TOILET!!! ]
*Took Bus to RK house--For wad???To eat la....
*Reached Location--Tot rahol will welcome us but turns out tat his juz clearin the tables...=S
*Waiting for 3 person--WL/Dickly/Kenneth the 3 Basketeers( This is no spelling error....they are not Musketeers coz they were late!!!) =P
*Basketeers reached--Dinner begins....
*Finish Dinner--Thinkin of where to go...very common thinkin in Singapore and tats not a good thing!!!=(
*The decision--AMK ply pool
*Took Bus--To AMK of course....
*Reached--went straight to Funland to throw some money into shooting balls(POOL)
*Had a 5v5 DIY pool game--Could have lost the game but some clownz when to suicide himself together with his team...try harder next time Posers!!!=P
*After pool Victory--Tried to piss the losers and then Home Sweet Home!!!=)

Ok tats it for today!!!............i mean tat day....heres some pictures to brighten up the day!!!

The clownz for a start!!!
U hav any idea wad this 2 guys are doin???
They look lik they are seeing prata for the first time!!!
OMG my bangla brothers hav been seein and eatin this
crap since they were kids man!!!

Damn i always have this weird look after
i quench my thirst....

Ok u know wad i call this???
The halloween couple specially for.....
the daylight=P

WoW....they change stance really fast eh???
Look how lovin they are now=)

Shit!!!Tats a snapshot....
it was not intentional....DAMN!!!!
Jon chua's favourite character...
Predator

THE HECK!!!A PREDATOR LOOKALIKE!!!
DAMN WHERE DID THIS GUY POP OUT FROM ANYWAY!!!???

Juz another snapshot=P

Wow coolest among coolest...
ok their 1 lvl below u know who.....

Yet another snapshot....
But nicely taken.....NICE ONE Hui Ping
Best photographer ever...=)

OK u saw this four clowns standing here in this pic???
This 4 are frenz for life u hear me playa???
For life and when i say for life i mean it!!!
Ok i know....the one on the right looks retard.....

Another nice snapshot!!!
Ok Looney tunes ending
TATS ALL FOLKS!!!
tatatatatatatatatatatatatatatataaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa(the looney tunes endin music)=P

Posted by Vizards at 7:39 AM

Saturday, November 10, 2007

The Maiden post!!!

Alrite kids...this is your new monarch's first post....forgive me if its a little sucky but oh well....will try to improve.....as this is my first post and i don hav the pictures....YET....so i wont be tokin much about our latest trip....ill talk about it when i hav the pictures in my grasp...so ya tats about it......

Now lets have a little spot the difference game......

The Retro dudes(Previously known as 13N.N.T)


Our Current selves[Currently known as Vizards]
Anybody notice any change???Lemme me tell u kids the answer is not we became more stylo or wadsoever....the answer is.....DAMN DICKLY and CHUA is NOT in the Vizards pic!!!Damn these 2 clownz...its gonna be soooo cool if those 2 were inside.....................................ok maybe not dickson LoLz=P Too bad for u dickly....if only u could listen to us and style urself more LoLz....and i wan all Vizards to PLZ PLZ PLZ psycho tat guy more...it is for his own good FFS!!!

Alrite tats all for the Vizzies....so ya nth much abt me today....Senifer is on a sweet vacation and most peeps are not free today i think...oh well had enough fun yesterday!!!

Alrite to sum up for the day.....ill end it with........

MESSAGE FROM YOUR MONARCH!!!
Plz get tat ass clown dick to go out with us more and psycho him to dress more lik a human...ok nvm get him to dress nicely is enough....and peeps with steads...same old crap im gonna say so bare with me....U ALL BETTER LET NONE GONE!!!! ILL HAV UR HEADS FOR TAT!!!LoL ok take away the head part abit sadist....but in case JJs( Jonathan and Jonathan ) likes it ill not delete it!!!=)

Posted by Vizards at 9:43 PM

Tuesday, November 6, 2007

The Next Successor

I, hereby Senifer, announce that this blog
will be totally handed over to Qudans.
In order for him to start learning how to blog,
and lessen my reponsiblity.

VBlog - Qudans
VFriendster - Huiping
VForum - Senifer

15th members currently

• Qudans
• Senifer
• Jessica
• Chua
• Huiping
• Weiliang
• Dickson
• Kenneth
• Yuhan
• Kat
• Ruiqi
• Chenglong
• Audre
• Sebastian
• Tan

Awaiting the 16th member.

Just a question, when can all vizards,
i mean ALL. go out as a really big group?

Posted by Vizards at 10:09 PM